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		<title>God is watching</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, &#8220;Take only one. God is watching.&#8221;
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<p>Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, &#8220;Take all you want. God is watching the apples.&#8221;</p>
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